January 2012
4 posts
yep, that's about right
firmuhment:
Time Saving Tips
me: wait so what time on saturday?
ulf: I’d shoot for the early matinee. TENDENTIALLY. But I don’t know how much of a Friday night lush you may or may not be.
me: well, you know me
ulf: Some people barely get their Saturdays going by 2 or 3pm.
me: I can’t remember what I am doing on Friday, actually, but I am usually up by 10
ulf: Orgy, no doubt.
me: oh, yeah. ritual...
August 2009
1 post
July 2009
2 posts
mythical creatures
Little girl in the pool next to me at Deep Eddy (after telling me that she was building a fairy garden, but that she didn’t believe in dragons): What’s your favorite creature?
Me: I don’t know. I like cats a lot.
Little girl: I knew you were going to say that!
Jeebus. People can tell I’m a cat lady even when I am soaking wet. Even the little people know.
I Don't Give a Damn About My Reputation
So, in an act of introversion tonight, I decided to forgo a much needed shower, which would have facilitated a night of drinking, no doubt (in my world, that’s how drinking happens). Instead, I stayed pool-dirty and went to see a movie by myself. A movie that makes fun of introversion. And that movie was Away We Go.
Screw you, literary power couple Eggers/Vida. (Which by the way, your names...
June 2009
1 post
You really should stop making your face look like...
(via lovehopehate)
I also think you should stop making your crotch look like it wants to get kicked.