i drank what?

Time Saving Tips

me: wait  so what time on saturday?

ulf: I’d shoot for the early matinee. TENDENTIALLY.  But I don’t know how much of a Friday night lush you may or may not be.

me: well, you know me

ulf: Some people barely get their Saturdays going by 2 or 3pm.

me: I can’t remember what I am doing on Friday, actually, but I am usually up by 10

ulf: Orgy, no doubt.

me: oh, yeah.  ritual sacrifice.  then orgy.

ulf: You could save so much time if you merged the two